Originally posted by widget
I am assuming that you will get a forum ban, since you clearly ignored the rule that states:
"Please edit quoted text responsibly. Making modifications which misrepresent the original post will result in a forum ban"
Anything else would be unacceptable 
The once was an old man named widget,
With the rules he wanted to fidget,
He could screech and shout with the best,
He would repeat himself without rest,
But his IQ was a mere single digit.
He considered himself as divine,
His righteous claims were all benign,
His explanation for his failures it seems,
Was too often taken to extremes,
Due to his excessive consumption of wine.
Chicken Little once said "The sky's fallin' ",
And then ol' widget recognized his callin',
He'd would make up some lies,
About a great group of guys,
To explain how Metallica was appallin'.
Widget ran around shouting to his clique,
"We all must stop Metallica, and quick,
Those guys win too many games,
and we can't do the same,
So they must have some sordid trick".
Poor widget so badly wanted to rule,
He would contrive stories that he'd try to fuel,
Whenever people would take him to task,
Instead of answering the questions they'd ask,
He would repeat himself like some drunken old fool.
Alas none of his stories panned out,
Metallica continued to rout,
IVV lost its games and its class,
While Metallica's victories would amass,
And now widget and his cronies all pout.
In all the times widget has spoken,
About the rules that Metallica's broken,
He has never once proved anything,
With the quote "facts" that he'd bring,
Truth is IVV was simply just chokin'.
The moral of this story is sad but cool,
The whiners can sulk and follow a fool,
But when it comes to playing chess,
Everyone who is honest, must confess,
That losers whine while Metallica rules!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiNz_JcQ1ks